private function printMyAwesomeness($as_superhero = true)
{
$name = $as_superhero ? $this->alias : $this->name;
$output = $name . " says: ";
if (count($this->statistics) == 0) {
$output .= "... nothing done yet.";
}
foreach ($this->statistics as $key => $value) {
$output .= "I was {$key} for {$value} times. ";
}
$output .= PHP_EOL;
echo $output;
}