public function getMain()
{
$data = ['status' => ['incidents' => [['description' => 'tried to swap a hdd, instructions unclear, got dick stuck on server.', 'status' => 'resolved', 'date' => '23-2-2016 10:40:18', 'active' => true, 'by' => 'Peppy'], ['description' => 'aliens are back, they took my cow.', 'status' => 'resolved', 'date' => '19-2-2016 20:40:18', 'active' => true, 'by' => 'Peppy'], ['description' => 'there are flying monkeys in the server room, already throw bananas through the window.', 'status' => 'resolving', 'date' => '15-2-2016 20:40:18', 'by' => 'Peppy'], ['description' => 'downloaded too much hentai, server\'s bandwidth is gone.', 'status' => 'unknown', 'date' => '10-2-2016 14:40:18', 'by' => 'Peppy'], ['description' => 'it\'s raining aliens, oh Jesus y u do dis to me, aliens everywhere.', 'status' => 'unknown', 'date' => '5-2-2016 2:40:18']], 'servers' => [['name' => 'Europe', 'players' => 69, 'y' => 200, 'x' => 450, 'state' => 'up'], ['name' => 'North America', 'players' => '', 'y' => 350, 'x' => 150, 'state' => 'down'], ['name' => 'Asia', 'players' => 1337, 'y' => 250, 'x' => 1200, 'state' => 'up'], ['name' => 'Africa', 'players' => 420, 'y' => 550, 'x' => 800, 'state' => 'up'], ['name' => 'South America', 'players' => 71, 'y' => 520, 'x' => 150, 'state' => 'up']], 'online' => ['graphs' => ['online' => [0, 863, 11122, 13432, 10210, 25, 12476, 18634, 1246, 23115, 3456, 11110, 15953], 'score' => [64, 55, 20, 23, 89, 25, 20, 48, 32, 54, 91, 85, 92]], 'current' => 15.953, 'score' => 92], 'uptime' => ['graphs' => ['server' => ['today' => ['up' => 55, 'down' => 18], 'week' => ['up' => 12, 'down' => 66], 'month' => ['up' => 99, 'down' => 1], 'all_time' => ['up' => 67, 'down' => 5]], 'web' => ['today' => ['up' => 40, 'down' => 10], 'week' => ['up' => 58, 'down' => 2], 'month' => ['up' => 54, 'down' => 20], 'all_time' => ['up' => 90, 'down' => 5]]]]]];
return view('status.main')->with('title', 'Status')->with('data', $data);
}
